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Discussion What would you change if you had a magic wand?

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Compodulator

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Relative health. Banish epilepsy from the world.
Not sure how that'd play out - do I get to just shout abrakadabra and heal the world from epilepsy, or would I have to stalk epileptics and banish their epilepsy one by one? I'm willing to do that.
 
Underscore

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Relative health. Banish epilepsy from the world.
Not sure how that'd play out - do I get to just shout abrakadabra and heal the world from epilepsy, or would I have to stalk epileptics and banish their epilepsy one by one? I'm willing to do that.
Lol. It's funny that you've thought of the details for this imaginary scenario. I do that too and then tell myself off.
 
Herbalpompano75

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I wish I could be a good person and stop letting my thoughts and horrible demons make me say things I don't mean my angel and devil are constantly fighting and it drives me insane
 
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Make everyone nice. Ignoring the moral repercussions of stripping free will...
 
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Winniethepooh

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I would go back in time and not have plastic surgery. Undo my disfigurement.
 
mathieu

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I'd make the depression, anxiety and paranoia go away. I'd make myself strong rather than lazy and weak.
 
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I’d make myself a neurotypical cis woman. Almost all of my other problems would disappear instantly if this were the case, the rest I could work and live with.
 
APharmaDestroyedLife

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I would take the pain of everyone on this site and in this world that is suicidal and destroy it forever... The same answer goes for : what would I do if I only had 1 wish?
 
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I wish this wand would work a wish at a time, with a need to recharge of three months after every application, and to receive it the first time completely uncharged. Then I'd have a chance to not be idiotic about it.
 
puppy9

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All human beings cease to exist; sleep in peace hush hush hush my little bonobos.
 
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freefrommybody

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I'd change my entire physical appearance, but realistically speaking, that could alienate me from my family and pose issues with proving my identity. I think I'd just use avada kedavra on myself (Harry Potter death spell). I'm not sure that changing my appearance, the thing I hate most about myself, would change how I don't have anything, really, to look forward to in life anyway.
 
Nem

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Change the past. I really messed up my precious love life, and now my girl is with another guy just a day after she officially broke up with me. She wouldn't even let me talk she just keeps blocking me as much as possible and it's so painful, the most painful thing I've ever felt seeing them give each other hickeys and it devastated me like never before. The worst part is we're in an LDR (long-distance relationship) and I still have a long painful way to get to her and considering I'm only 18 with a divorced mother and no one to support me of my cause and living in a 3rd world country just makes it all more difficult than it already is. I'm too late, all I could do now is wish that I never ever hurt her due to the manifestation of my insecurity and anxiety.. She's really beautiful both in looks and personality and I'm not saying it for granted, I'm a highly objective person
Sorry to hear this. If she was with another guy the next day, it’s nothing that you did, if was all her. I think you dodged a bullet on that one
Peace/hugs
 
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End all animal cruelty and my health back.
I would point my magic wand at all people in the world, and fill their hearts and souls with a super high dose of love and kindness.
I would want everyone in the world (who's not) to be super sweet, selfless and compassionate as you. Your comment alone made my heart melt.
 
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ninthhokage

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I’m trying to cope with my crooked rhinoplasty..I honestly partly want to ctb because of it
Omg I know how you feel. I was looking at my nose today thinking how crooked it is after my rhinoplasty. -__-
 
MissNietzsche

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Omg I know how you feel. I was looking at my nose today thinking how crooked it is after my rhinoplasty. -__-
OMG, it happened to you too?!?! I don’t know why, but It’s so comforting to know I’m not alone in this..

I feel like I wasted $7K+ I wanna fix it, but I can’t justify any more money..plus I don’t have any more
 
ninthhokage

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OMG, it happened to you too?!?! I don’t know why, but It’s so comforting to know I’m not alone in this..

I feel like I wasted $7K+ I wanna fix it, but I can’t justify any more money..plus I don’t have any more
Do you at least feel that your nose is better overall after having rhinoplasty? We probably notice it’s slightly off-centre, since we scrutinize our faces.
 
almaranthine

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Let me preface this by saying my course of hypothetical action with the wand is pretty fucked up and these few paragraphs may be triggering for some.

I would magically snap myself back to a morning in March of 2015. Then I would proceed to relive one of the true horrors of my life in order to see how receiving it differently would alter the outcome. I would transport myself back to the exact moment that a young man (whom I invited over to my apartment for coffee and bong rips before our college classes) began raping me.

I know it’s a sadistic choice for me to force myself to relive rape, knowing that I could put myself farther back in time to prevent it from even happening... but the fact of the matter is, my present self, being offered the magic wand, has already lived it and wants justice.

After finding myself in that precise moment, with no conscious knowledge of the future or the magic at play, instead of freezing up and taking the abuse, I would fight. I would incite physical violence, making sure I scratched him, getting his dna crammed under my fingernails. My intent would be to fight hard, but not hard enough to win, only enough to receive a few blows before he got his fill and carelessly left.

My blood and bruises would then serve as my proof, pure evidence of his intent. I would of course then document all of this correctly and report it through the proper channels. I would go to the hospital and get a rape kit done, stitches if I needed them, and then I would press charges. I would fight in court, and hopefully send that motherfucker to jail. At the very least I would easily have him expelled from my university.

Most importantly of all though, I would approach the love of my life with my bashed up face and bruised limbs, telling him the pure truth and he would believe me.
 
MissNietzsche

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Do you at least feel that your nose is better overall after having rhinoplasty? We probably notice it’s slightly off-centre, since we scrutinize our faces.
yeah, it’s smaller overall..so maybe..

the problem is, my left side is perfect but my right side is so fucked up it’s sooooo annoying. i don’t wanna look at people in the face anymore..
Let me preface this by saying my course of hypothetical action with the wand is pretty fucked up and these few paragraphs may be triggering for some.

I would magically snap myself back to a morning in March of 2015. Then I would proceed to relive one of the true horrors of my life in order to see how receiving it differently would alter the outcome. I would transport myself back to the exact moment that a young man (whom I invited over to my apartment for coffee and bong rips before our college classes) began raping me.

I know it’s a sadistic choice for me to force myself to relive rape, knowing that I could put myself farther back in time to prevent it from even happening... but the fact of the matter is, my present self, being offered the magic wand, has already lived it and wants justice.

After finding myself in that precise moment, with no conscious knowledge of the future or the magic at play, instead of freezing up and taking the abuse, I would fight. I would incite physical violence, making sure I scratched him, getting his dna crammed under my fingernails. My intent would be to fight hard, but not hard enough to win, only enough to receive a few blows before he got his fill and carelessly left.

My blood and bruises would then serve as my proof, pure evidence of his intent. I would of course then document all of this correctly and report it through the proper channels. I would go to the hospital and get a rape kit done, stitches if I needed them, and then I would press charges. I would fight in court, and hopefully send that motherfucker to jail. At the very least I would easily have him expelled from my university.

Most importantly of all though, I would approach the love of my life with my bashed up face and bruised limbs, telling him the pure truth and he would believe me.
Your boyfriend left because he didn’t believe that you got raped? That suckkkksssss
 
almaranthine

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yeah, it’s smaller overall..so maybe..

the problem is, my left side is perfect but my right side is so fucked up it’s sooooo annoying. i don’t wanna look at people in the face anymore..


Your boyfriend left because he didn’t believe that you got raped? That suckkkksssss
Well, he believed it was my fault. I told him in person, on the couch it happened on. He proceeded to tell me that he couldn’t hang out with me at my apartment anymore and needed to leave. We later got into a huge fight over text which lasted 3-4 hours. This was the impacting trauma that plunged me into a psychotic state/manic episode (never had mental health incidents before aside from passing depression/self harm when I was very young and naive). The resulting consequences of the involuntary commitment to a psych hospital (courtesy of my university) pretty much ruined my life. Never finished college. Also still fucked up mentally.
 
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To never be born. But this runs into the time paradox. If I was never born, how would I use the wish that made me no more?
 
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I would keep the wand the way I would keep N. Let the power sink in, and only when I get it, what I have, to put it in practice. That is, if I still choose to.
 
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Merith

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Many of my struggles come from the struggles of others. I'm not going to go for the generic "world peace", but still it would help...
 
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