[Games] The Vending Machine of the Universe

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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
529
437
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Gets a psychic reading

Inserts Draco Malfoy
 
Csmith8827

Csmith8827

"It's all just a dream"
Oct 26, 2019
170
212
Gets a snake

Inserts a hand-written letter on death and the fear of dying
 
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FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
559
451
Gets a visit from men and women in white coats

Inserts a Monopoly $500 bill
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
529
437
25
Gets a loud proposal

I love RuPaul and the Drag Queens!!! :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

Inserts Hurricane Bianca - Bianca Del Rio
 
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FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
559
451
Gets to play the straight man in her new act

inserts a jukebox
 
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Compodulator

Illuminated
Nov 8, 2018
1,219
2,962
The machine hums quietly as its large item door slowly closes. The LEDs on its front blink indicating some kind of processing, although beyond the quiet sound of the servos inside moving the tray up and down, nobody really knows what happens inside, and nobody cares disassemble the thing in fear of not being able to put it back together properly.
Soon the door marked "output" opens, and from it comes a strong if disgusting belch and a small piece of paper that flies out along with it. The note reads "compliments to the chef."

Insert a glass of purified water.
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
529
437
25
Gets a pile of impurities

Inserts a small car
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
559
451
Get shrinked to size so you can drive it

Inserts a star
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
529
437
25
Gets an alien invasion

Inserts broken glass
 
thebrinkimdriven

thebrinkimdriven

Specialist
Feb 11, 2020
396
1,323
Gets a glass house,

Inserts stones.
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
559
451
Gets fingerless glove

Inserts conch shell
 
Abgrundanziehung

Abgrundanziehung

Member
Jun 24, 2020
64
137
Gets pig head on a stick

Inserts magnifying glass stolen from an old timey detective
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
529
437
25
Gets screaming Sherlock Holmes

Inserts a pink unicorn
 
Abgrundanziehung

Abgrundanziehung

Member
Jun 24, 2020
64
137
Gets an aggressive narwal

Inserts a piece of easter candy that's been hidden since last year ᵐᵃᵃᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵘᵖˡᵉ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃᵍᵒ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ
 
thebrinkimdriven

thebrinkimdriven

Specialist
Feb 11, 2020
396
1,323
Gets the shits.

Inserts a coca leaf.
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
559
451
Get headphones that translate all of Dylan's work - you can understand!

Inserts safety pin
 
StrokeMyEgoBaby

StrokeMyEgoBaby

Commitment to myself.
Apr 30, 2020
450
585
New Zealand
Gets WWI Iron Cross medal

Inserts Expired 2012 Doomsday Ticket for Noah's Ark
 
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AnxietyAttack44

I just wanna go to my husband already.
Jun 5, 2020
927
1,530
27
Philippines / Croatia
Gets more depression and bad health prediction because stars forgot to align again.

Inserts empty bleach bottle
 
StrokeMyEgoBaby

StrokeMyEgoBaby

Commitment to myself.
Apr 30, 2020
450
585
New Zealand
Gets a funky tie-dye jeans short,
not entirely my thing, decided to give away to friend as a random gift, she seems to like it

Inserts empty vodka bottle