[Games] The Vending Machine of the Universe

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Claudia

Claudia

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Jun 21, 2020
119
146
UK
Gets a pina colada with small pink umbrella
Inserts a New Testament
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
558
446
Get a signed copy of Les Propheties by Nosdamus

Insert a blank check
 
Claudia

Claudia

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Jun 21, 2020
119
146
UK
Gets 2 slices of over buttered white bread
Inserts a seagull
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
528
429
25
Gets a peck

Inserts exercise routine
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
558
446
Gets a doctor's note that the routine is bad for your health.

Insert videotape of Star Wars, Episode 4
 
theboiwhostilllived

theboiwhostilllived

“The boy who still lived”
Dec 11, 2018
30
69
Vietnam
Get videotape of Star Trek

Insert IPhone 7 plus
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
528
429
25
Gets a monkey applying make-up

Insert cardboard box
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
558
446
Gets a new pair of lungs

Inserts tablecloth
 
theboiwhostilllived

theboiwhostilllived

“The boy who still lived”
Dec 11, 2018
30
69
Vietnam
Gets ticket to Florida beach
Inserts a guitar
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
528
429
25
Gets a fight between Xbox and PS players

Inserts pair of glasses (seeing not drinking)
 
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Lunarhour

Lunarhour

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May 15, 2020
137
266
Gets a super lasik lazer in your eyes that gives you 20/20 vision.

Inserts night vision goggles
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
528
429
25
Gets the bright sun

Inserts learner driver
 
Lunarhour

Lunarhour

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May 15, 2020
137
266
Gets car rigged with explosives set to explode for every infraction learner driver makes

Inserts shoehorn
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
528
429
25
Gets bent heel

Inserts stiletto knife
 
Lunarhour

Lunarhour

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May 15, 2020
137
266
Gets a rose and a picture of a Catholic saint from the your local mafioso

Inserts Shoe polish
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
528
429
25
Gets 5 Nights at Freddy's

Inserts pillow
 
mx5nb3

mx5nb3

"The opposite of depression is vitality"-A.S. Tedx
Jun 10, 2020
120
208
20
United States
Gets +100 days of sunshine and smiles
Inserts fraudulent check