[Games] The Vending Machine of the Universe

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FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
558
446
Gets George Washington's middle finger

Inserts a deflated blow up doll

Hey NotGonnalast wait your turn Jesus! I'm trying to use the vending machine!
Get condolences and a box of melted plastic


Insert ticket for comedy show

Gets a front row seat to watch Lunarhour and NotGonnaLast!I


Insert an expired can of peas
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
3,891
8,073
Gets an inflatable attorney general.

Inserts Oklahoma
 
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Lunarhour

Lunarhour

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May 15, 2020
137
266
Gets a tornado (Oklahoma is known for tornadoes)

Inserts a wal-mart shopping bag
 
Lunarhour

Lunarhour

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May 15, 2020
137
266
Gets Big Bird from sesame street

Inserts old earphones covered in earwax
 
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Claudia

Claudia

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Jun 21, 2020
119
146
UK
Gets the Status Quo greatest hits album on cassette tape
Inserts Bruce Willis
 
Lunarhour

Lunarhour

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May 15, 2020
137
266
Gets Hans Gruber, terrorist leader from Die Hard (player by Alan Rickman)

Inserts gummy bear
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Illuminated
Apr 25, 2020
1,017
1,156
Gets toothache

Inserts washing machine
 
V

vi777

Member
Jun 23, 2020
11
28
Gets tornado in a teacup

Inserts my eternal love
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
528
429
25
Gets a small acorn

Inserts comedian
 
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NotGonnaLast

Arcanist
Mar 31, 2020
528
429
25
Gets a punch line

Inserts stomach ache
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
558
446
Gets a bottle of Pepto Bismal (however it's spelled-really sorry)

Inserts a rose
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Arcanist
May 22, 2020
558
446
Gets a nest full of hungry sparrow babies

Inserts a lottery ticket