[Games] The Vending Machine of the Universe

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RedAlert

RedAlert

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Sep 14, 2019
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Insert any object. The following poster decides what comes out of the machine, then inserts an object of his/her own.

(Example)

P1: *inserts a coin*

P2: You get a bottle cap.
*inserts a razor*

P3: You get a katana
*inserts a dead fish......

So on, so forth. Rinse and repeat.

Game Start!

*inserts a donut*
 
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inthespines

December wind has come my way
Sep 30, 2019
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You get a Slinky

Inserts my index finger
 
RedAlert

RedAlert

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Sep 14, 2019
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Gets a live ducky *quack quack*
inserts a thread of President Trumps hair
 
I

inthespines

December wind has come my way
Sep 30, 2019
38
53
Gets a piece of Lego back

Inserts my foot
 
C

Compodulator

Elementalist
Nov 8, 2018
702
2,112
Get one of those massive body pillows the size of human except instead of woman, it's a peanut.
*Inserts my old water bottle*
 
RedAlert

RedAlert

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Sep 14, 2019
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Gets water bottle filled with water from mars
*inserts a booger*
 
RedAlert

RedAlert

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Sep 14, 2019
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Gets a kiss from the bear from that snuggle fabric softener commercial and tells you to use its Snuggle product
*inserts bullets*
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
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3,801
Very small trap
Gets multi coloured sticky notes. (orange included!)
Inserts cellphone*
You make a running joke of this 'orange' thing, it gives me a stab in the stomach every time I see it. Though I think I don't have much taboo when it comes to humour, this really feels like elementary school relentlessly funny kid who won't stop until somebody is either in tears or punches him.
 
RedAlert

RedAlert

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Sep 14, 2019
226
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You make a running joke of this 'orange' thing, it gives me a stab in the stomach every time I see it. Though I think I don't have much taboo when it comes to humour, this really feels like elementary school relentlessly funny kid who won't stop until somebody is either in tears or punches him.
"oh i get a stab at the stomach from elementary level jokes! oh woes is me!". If you can't handle my jokes, then i suggest you press that ignore button honey muffin
 
SinisterKid

SinisterKid

Moderator
Jun 1, 2019
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Gets a thumb

Inserts hairdryer