Ten threads we haven't seen yet but probably will soon:

  • Welcome to Sanctioned Suicide, a pro-choice forum for the discussion of mental illness, suicide, and the moral implications of the act itself. This is not a pro-suicide site. We do not encourage or aid suicide, and the information offered is for educational purposes only. Read our rules and FAQ for more information. We also offer a recovery subforum if you wish to get support.

    You can close this box by clicking the top right "X".

Ame

Ame

あめ
Nov 1, 2019
179
1,331
I am very much late to this party but since the others have posted a bit, I thought why not? My sincerest apologies in advance for such a dark humour...I think that some of these are quite morbid.

155: [ Story ] Ordering N from A: I showed you my BitCoins...pls respond.

156: [ Help ] Quick Question About CTB

"A bus leaves an intersection traveling north at 60 km per hour, and another is headed west toward that intersection at 45 km per hour. At one point, the north-bound bus is 0,3 km north of the intersection, and the bus driving west is 0,4 km east of that intersection. At this point, how quickly should I be swallowing my stat meto dose? Also, when boarding the bus, does the driver only accept exact change for the fare? Thanks."

157: [ Discussion ] The molecular weight of SN is ~69
"Hey, but I guess that this means that when you are salty about life sucking, you can always down a glass and succ back. Discuss."

158: [ Method ] CTB in a Sausage Factory...No, please hear me out, I've done my research and I really think that this could be huge. What's that? You are saying that there is a set character limit on the length of thread titles? Well that's too bad because now that you've boarded this train bus, there is no stopping it and absolutely no turning back. So sit the heck down and hold onto your shit as this is going to be one hell of a ride ha ha. Are you ready? I'm about to lay down this tantalizing method à la 3edgy5me Internet circa 2005 or something~
STEP ONE: Enter sausage factory after hours.
STEP TWO: Strip down and climb into industrial sized meat grinder.
STEP THREE: Follow that SN regimen (see Stan's Guide).
STEP FOUR: Die.*
?????
By noon you should have successfully CTB and become a set of delicious sausages. The SN will have preserved your flesh and hopefully you will get to live on happily in the stomachs of others.

* NB: If for some reason, the SN was not enough to kill you, then being ground up into a meaty paste in the morning will certainly finish the job.
 
Last edited:
GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Pensively Prolific
Jan 11, 2020
1,869
3,196
A bus leaves an intersection traveling north at 60 km per hour, and another is headed west toward that intersection at 45 km per hour. At one point, the north-bound bus is 0,3 km north of the intersection, and the bus driving west is 0,4 km east of that intersection. At this point, how quickly should I be swallowing my stat meto dose? Also, when boarding the bus, does the driver only accept exact change for the fare? Thanks."
:pfff:
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ame and Epsilon0
H

HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
Jan 14, 2020
384
759
#160 I want to ctb by train, but I’m too scared. I need someone to push me in front of the train.

The entire forum responds, “ctb by train is not a good idea.”

Week later, same person asks the same question.

Ps: I couldn’t resist.
 
O

oopswronglife

Ascended
Jun 27, 2019
840
2,582
@GoodPersonEffed I think that’s spot on, I’m generally more compassionate and empathetic as well. But lately I’m more fatigued as you put it.
The difference between choosing to be good and choosing to be bad is recognizing that burnout and letting it go...vs making a post mocking people who are desperate and afraid and who might be discouraged to post at all for fear of more mockery.
 
Lostandfound7

Lostandfound7

Just waiting....
Jan 21, 2020
708
1,164
Laughter is like a medicine..

These instances here are purely satirical n not meant to outrightly mock or offend anyone..

If anyone has a method they r considering that remotely resembles any of the ridiculous ones here, they might need to reconsider n do some more research.That's all ...But it's all love:heart:

On a forum with so much sadness n despair, this thread was like a cool glass of iced lemonade on a hot, summer day....Refreshing..

Ty @fightingsioux :heart:
 
Last edited:
Lostandfound7

Lostandfound7

Just waiting....
Jan 21, 2020
708
1,164
“Does the black Destroyer come in other colours? I am using it in combination with SN, and blue might make it look like an accident...worried about family”
:pfff: :pfff: :pfff:

OR having it in blue could seem like a gang murder if ur in Bloods (red) territory...

EDIT: Sorry..A bit of NY/CA gang "humor"..My out-of-country fam here might not understand..:(
 
Last edited:
marcusuk63

marcusuk63

Life is a lemon and i want my money back.
Mar 24, 2019
1,143
3,035
No. 165 can i get coronavirus from Chinese whispers ?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Epsilon0
L

Life sucks

Illuminated
Apr 18, 2018
1,193
4,082
#169:Can you ctb accidentally with a method while trying another method?
#170:[Discussion] ctb superpowers.
#171:Can I mix N with SN?
#172:Group ctb megathread.
#173:Can I get a peaceful virus to ctb?
#174:Prolifers are trolls and actually pro-death.
#175:Your username is a ctb method, how does it work?
#176:Recommended time and location to ctb
#177:There is no fun anymore and I know it was a lame joke.
#178:Life sucks.
 
Last edited:
Epsilon0

Epsilon0

Illuminated
Dec 28, 2019
1,011
1,958
1)Can you ctb accidentally with a method while trying another method?
2)[Discussion] ctb superpowers.
3)Can I mix N with SN?
4)Group ctb megathread.
5)Can I get a peaceful virus to ctb?
6)Prolifers are trolls and actually pro-death.
7)Your username is a ctb method, how does it work?
8)Recommended time and location to ctb
9)There is no fun anymore and I know it was a lame joke.
10)Life sucks.

Prolifers are trolls and actually pro-death.

:pfff:
 
  • Like
Reactions: Lostandfound7
H

HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
Jan 14, 2020
384
759
#182 I’m organizing a ctb party, message me for details.

- Police shows up at the OP’s door.
- Police says “we hear you’re having a suicide party”.
- OP denies allegations.
- Police says “you sent us an invitation with details.”

24 hours later, new message from OP “URGENT - “Best way to Ctb while in jail, any suggestions?”.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: Lostandfound7
B

BFishy

Veteran
Dec 25, 2019
178
200
I'm so grossed out and yet some troll would post that as a first post and then get deleted and banned a minute later. :pfff: :mmm:
Hmm would that qualify as salt peter?
Hell yeah, I use it all the time! Fries seasoned with SN taste so much better! *falls over dead*
Peter? Is kinda like sea salt only healthier. You don't get high blood pressure or any of the negative health risks. It's the new Sea salt. Or is it suicide salt?
 
Last edited:
enjolras

enjolras

Saw the angel shine through the jellyfish
Feb 13, 2020
220
216
#183 (refined) Aquarium test : the sharks were fed, got to meet the piranhas, lost 3 toes
#185 Blood test : pulled out my tampon into shark infested waters, started splashing around, 3 toes left, conclusive !
 
  • Like
Reactions: Lostandfound7
Lostandfound7

Lostandfound7

Just waiting....
Jan 21, 2020
708
1,164
#184 New Ctb Method. Do you think this might work?

How can I chop my head off entirely without losing consciousness?

Any recommended positions? See picture...
#186
[METHOD]

This FOLLOWED by SN...

Just to be sure..