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HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
Jan 14, 2020
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The dildo has my vote too ! Trying it tonight - but pretty sure it won’t damage my brainstem - so this is NOT a good-bye thread ! :pfff::pfff:
Yay, suicide by dildo, two votes.

Seriously, I was recently asked if I had a plan. I took a long, dramatic pause and responded yes.

I was then asked about my plan. After another, even longer dramatic pause, I responded “suicide by... dildo”, with a very straight face.

She already had the pen in her hand and was taking very detailed notes already.

She looked down at her paper and began to write, she paused.

I saw her eyes, trying to visualize how “suicide by dildo” might work. I wish I could see what images she had in her mind.

She looked at me and said, I’m sorry can you say that again. I repeated, suicide by dildo. You know, a dillll doooo (with hand gesture).

Then I explained to her that a person can be suicidal and still maintain a sense of humour.

It worked!!
 
LastRide

LastRide

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Jan 23, 2020
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Yay, suicide by dildo, two votes.

Seriously, I was recently asked if I had a plan. I took a long, dramatic pause and responded yes.

I was then asked about my plan. After another, even longer dramatic pause, I responded “suicide by... dildo”, with a very straight face.

She already had the pen in her hand and was taking very detailed notes already.

She looked down at her paper and began to write, she paused.

I saw her eyes, trying to visualize how “suicide by dildo” might work. I wish I could see what images she had in her mind.

She looked at me and said, I’m sorry can you say that again. I repeated, suicide by dildo. You know, a dillll doooo (with hand gesture).

Then I explained to her that a person can be suicidal and still maintain a sense of humour.

It worked!!
You should tell her next time about the « Sleep deprivation + orgasm = cardiac arrest « method ! She’ll ask you to repeat and explain that at least 20 times ! :pfff:
 
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faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
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#124 Using SN as a preservative to keep my body fresh
#125 Can I CTB eating cheap sausages?
#126 If I eat the whole Carolina Reaper and a pack of Death Nuts before CTB will my soul be purified?
#127 Making Burritos with SN
#128 I found a power cord which my mom took, can I do a partial (I lost all the save files of game)?
#129 @Lost in a Dream Using Faust's head as a ram to smash the windows of vet store during robbery
#130 @GoodPersonEffed Black destroyer asphyxia
#131 @flowergrl Is it legal to use a charcoal while camping in Aokigahara?