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DyslexicForeigner

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# 243 Is it possible to CTB via liquid disinfectant injection?
# 244 Why do the average Joe still making love unprotected and giving (accidental) birth to an innocent baby, without getting the baby’s permission, especially during this quarantine time?
 
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enjolras

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#247 N attempts : failures / successes

No N goodbye threads in the first half of 2020. Come on, exit outta the forrest.
Could it be that the population after N has a noticeably different mindset than SN CTBers ? I wish.
I’m anticipating with dread some of my close buddies’ departures :(
 
faust

faust

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@enjolras Some don't want to hear a criminal police officer knocking the door before the first post appears in the thread.
#248 I got shipped N with a different label, now I do not know where is N and where is a hand sanitizer against coronavirus. How to test?
 
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HadEnough1974

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why tf isn't this golden thread pinned?!?
it is literally SS - 101 !
all the answers in a feature lengths thread!
the fucking 10 commandments right under y'alls noses!
get one board asap!
just fucking lol- tnx!
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I totally agree it’s a golden thread. Let’s start a petition to have it pinned!!!
 
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SipSop

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Can you kill yourself in a dream?

Would swallowing an octopus be fatal?

New method: pulling your eyeballs out with tweezers.

Why I hate toast.

Anybody else wish they were a teacup, or is it just me?

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

My bedroom slippers are staring at me.

Are zombies real?

Would pulling my eyeballs out with a pair of tweezers be painful?
You are something of a comedian.
Aren't you?
 
dysfunctional

dysfunctional

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If I still had that kind of sense of humor, I don’t think I’d be suicidal.
 
GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

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You are something of a comedian.
Aren't you?
A dead one. :pfff:

(No disrespect intended, he'd likely have laughed at that. He openly disdained social propriety and loved when it was indecorously ripped off like a scab to expose vulnerable flesh. Kind of like this thread -- he did the ripping with style.)
 
GoodPersonEffed

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#245 Is it just me or others also considering suicide?
 
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HadEnough1974

I try to be funny...
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#245 Is it just me or others also considering suicide?
What? There are other people like us who are having the same thoughts and feelings? You mean, I’m not alone in all this?

Omg, it’s like coming out of the closet all over again!! Stan came up with the Sn guide, now we need someone to come up with a flag and we need a “suicide pride parade”.

“We’re suicidal, were here and we ain’t going away!” Oh wait a minute, I mean we’re gonna go away eventually, but for now we’re here damn it and we want our rights!


#246 After I die, rather than donating my body to science, I’d like to donate my body to a necrophile who has a fetish for eating human flesh.

It would help my family, not having to cover funeral expenses.

Where can I find someone like that?

Oh yeah, the creepy partner’s megathread!

Omg I’m gonna get banned for that joke!!
 
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LastRide

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What? There are other people like us who are having the same thoughts and feelings? You mean, I’m not alone in all this?

Omg, it’s like coming out of the closet all over again!! Stan came up with the Sn guide, now we need someone to come up with a flag and we need a “suicide pride parade”.

“We’re suicidal, were here and we ain’t going away!” Oh wait a minute, I mean we’re gonna go away eventually, but for now we’re here damn it and we want our rights!


#246 After I die, rather than donating my body to science, I’d like to donate my body to a necrophile who has a fetish for eating human flesh.

It would help my family, not having to cover funeral expenses.

Where can I find someone like that?

Oh yeah, the creepy partner’s megathread!

Omg I’m gonna get banned for that joke!!
Actually I really like the idea of a « Suicide Pride Parade » !!! Instead of the usual orgies after the other « xyz Pride » parades there could be an interesting mass suicide option...at least we won‘t need the »Partner’s Megathread » any longer ! :pfff:
 
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Actually I really like the idea of a « Suicide Pride Parade » !!! Instead of the usual orgies after the other « xyz Pride » parades there could be an interesting mass suicide option...at least we won‘t need the »Partner’s Megathread » any longer ! :pfff:
Sounds more like a cult, but i would join. Someone needs to start that.
 
Lost in a Dream

Lost in a Dream

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#248: Who else wanted to CTB after watching the end of Game of Thrones?
 
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Polly

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Can you kill yourself in a dream?

Would swallowing an octopus be fatal?

New method: pulling your eyeballs out with tweezers.

Why I hate toast.

Anybody else wish they were a teacup, or is it just me?

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

My bedroom slippers are staring at me.

Are zombies real?

Would pulling my eyeballs out with a pair of tweezers be painful?
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