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GoodPersonEffed

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#220 Can you CTB by choking on Toilet paper?
If only we could ask this kid's parents...

If only we could ask this kid's parents...

P.S. I always recommend starting with a site search. :pfff:
 
DyslexicForeigner

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If only we could ask this kid's parents...



P.S. I always recommend starting with a site search. :pfff:
Thank you so much ❤
 
enjolras

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The surging demand was us ?

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Let’s claim a spot on the pyramid of merits

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STK

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#221 [Venting] Made SN cookies but family packed them for a picnic. How my CTB day is being ruined
 
GoodPersonEffed

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#222 Buying COVID-infected items on the dark web
 
faust

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#223 Using a choker for a night-night method
#224 Tesla coil for CTB
#225 How to take a mortgage before CTB and sell the house half price
#226 Liberation in front of Statue of Liberty (tautology, I know)
#227 Laxative overdose
#228 Inhaling the black mold
#229 Forklift CTB
 
enjolras

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#230 How to CTB when I reincarnate into an “indestructible” Tardigrade drifting in space ?

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Time to poop your pants

 
avoid_slow_death

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@GoodPersonEffed
#19 Would shooting in the ass be as fatal as in the head?
Depends on how far one's head is stuck up there!

And as a bonus question for those into theoretical physics:

Is teleportation technically suicide?
 
faust

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Depends on how far one's head is stuck up there!

And as a bonus question for those into theoretical physics:

Is teleportation technically suicide?
I associate teleportation with GHB or flunitrazepam. You take alcohol, then one of these substances on top and enjoy the blackout. Wake up in a strange place in strange circumstances.
 
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@fightingsioux, are you experiencing a wee little bit of burnout/compassion fatigue? :pfff:
Sadly I don't have anything to contribute but compassion fatigue is the absolute best way of putting it!! Glad to know I'm not the only one experiencing it right now
 
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#235 Is it possible to combine *ALL* CTB methods into one MEGA METHOD ?
It shall be known as the "MEGA CTB DOUBLE WHOPPER MOTHER-FUNKSTER".

Keep an eye out for it on the partners thread soon......

Gender : Male
Age : 32
Location : Lala land
Method : MCDWMF
 
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ghostlysoap

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What will happen if I swallow an active grenade but I don't pull the string?

Will my neighbour shoot me if I trespass into his property at night?

Will it work if a fat lady sat on me?
 
enjolras

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#237 [Method] Holy water coupled to direct sunlight

OP : 1824yo supernatural creature, awfully incompetent at dying ! #359 attempt failures sucking SN infected blood of well dressed, groomed, with pale skin tone women. I admit it : my biggest fear is to be immortal (just second to garlic bread at breakfast). Coffin already at disposal for the funerals.

Me, desperate ever again
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LastRide

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#238 I want to emulate Christ and crucify myself - how can I nail my last hand to the cross if I have no more hand left to use the hammer? And how long do you think it will take to die? Anyone has experience with this since 200 AD???
 
DyslexicForeigner

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#238 I want to emulate Christ and crucify myself - how can I nail my last hand to the cross if I have no more hand left to use the hammer? And how long do you think it will take to die? Anyone has experience with this since 200 AD???
Very easy... Just summon up the aerial infant Jeffery or the censored black box Not-Muhammad and ask them to do that for ya!

#239 Who the fuck is the patient zero of COVID-19 in Wuhan that spreads the virus across the globe and kills so many people? Are the deceased victims of Coronavirus willing to tell us via mediumship?
 
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DyslexicForeigner

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#240 Is SN corpse traumatizing enough or should I go with the old school hanging method?
 
enjolras

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#241 Training to hold my breathe to trigger unconsciousness on command. I have a dream of Feng Shui SN.

#242 Training to breathe into Helium party balloons to faint on command

I blame it on the SN+Nitrogen combo which lacked ambition.

Considered, this thread can be an outlet for public health.
 
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