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fightingsioux

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Can you kill yourself in a dream?

Would swallowing an octopus be fatal?

New method: pulling your eyeballs out with tweezers.

Why I hate toast.

Anybody else wish they were a teacup, or is it just me?

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

My bedroom slippers are staring at me.

Are zombies real?

Would pulling my eyeballs out with a pair of tweezers be painful?
 
GoodPersonEffed

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@fightingsioux, are you experiencing a wee little bit of burnout/compassion fatigue? :pfff:

The glorious sarcasm of the first two gives me such a hearty chuckle, I may have to bookmark this.

The third one, though, I'm responding to seriously with an anecdotal comparison. King Lear survived having his eyeballs scooped out with a spoon. Do not recommend.

Following @faust

#12: Do I need meto for pulling out my eyeballs with tweezers?

#13: Should I take meto before bed in case I dream I eat a giant marshmallow and accidentally eat my pillow?

#14: Should I take meto in case zombies attack and I end up eating brains?



(#13 would totally show up like that on the feed)
 
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HadEnough1974

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Can you kill yourself in a dream?

Would swallowing an octopus be fatal?

New method: pulling your eyeballs out with tweezers.

Why I hate toast.

Anybody else wish they were a teacup, or is it just me?

I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up half my pillow was gone.

Would jumping 2,000 feet into an active volcano be fatal?

My bedroom slippers are staring at me.

Are zombies real?

Would pulling my eyeballs out with a pair of tweezers be painful?
Thank you for that. I think you’re feeling the same way I am. Again, thank you for your sense of humour, it made me feel better (but only for a few minutes).

While I have your attention, I was thinking, what if the volcano is “inactive” as opposed to “active”. Would it be fatal? ;)
 
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HadEnough1974

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@fightingsioux, are you experiencing a wee little bit of burnout/compassion fatigue? :pfff:

The glorious sarcasm of the first two gives me such a hearty chuckle, I may have to bookmark this.

The third one, though, I'm responding to seriously with an anecdotal comparison. King Lear survived having his eyeballs scooped out with a spoon. Do not recommend.

Following @faust

#12: Do I need meto for pulling out my eyeballs with tweezers?

#13: Should I take meto before bed in case I dream I eat a giant marshmallow and accidentally eat my pillow?

#14: Should I take meto in case zombies attack and I end up eating brains?



(#13 would totally show up like that on the feed)
@GoodPersonEffed I think that’s spot on, I’m generally more compassionate and empathetic as well. But lately I’m more fatigued as you put it.
 
faust

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#16 Do I have to take Meto when using charcoal method?
#17 Would jumping from my bed be lethal?
#18 Do I have to administer CO rectally?
#19 Would shooting in the ass be as fatal as in the head?
 
GoodPersonEffed

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@GoodPersonEffed
#16 Do I have to take Meto when using charcoal method?
#17 Would jumping from my bed be lethal?
#18 Do I have to administer CO rectally?
#19 Would shooting in the ass be as fatal as in the head?
#20 Would bird shot be better absorbed rectally than cranially, and would meto still be required?


OMG THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
 
faust

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#21 Is it necessary to fast before hanging?
#22 Meto+alcohol OD Megathread
#23 Seppuku + full suspension method 100% working!
#24 A bottle of vodka after N to remove taste?
#25 Can I use coke as an antiemetic?
 
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HadEnough1974

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On a serious note... are we making fun of people who are seriously desperate?

This is making us feel good of course, but if I was a young person who only knew about antifreeze and didn’t take the time to read the methods section I might ask the question “can I kill myself with antifreeze”.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying this as well. Just also thinking about people in countries who have no access to anything.