[Venting] Comedy- the laughing department again

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Yomyom

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I asked the mods to delete my last thread because I got the impression That there is already such a thread (Google Translate fault), and I didn't want to spamming here, now I found out I was wrong, so here it is again!

I find comedy as the meaning of everything (especially sarcasm) just laugh until you'll die

I hope this thread will make you smile and laugh so hard until you'll can not breathe:smiling::pfff::)):haha:

So share here everything that make/made you laugh, anything!


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100% he is going to win
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Basically me when I'm not on diet
 
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Brick In The Wall

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TV Funhouse still makes me laugh. I wish they still made the show







 
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This will always makes me laugh, always
:pfff: :pfff: :pfff:
"I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that's satisfactory to you, you yell 'Moo' and I'll stop."
 
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This will always makes me laugh, always
:pfff: :pfff: :pfff:
"I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that's satisfactory to you, you yell 'Moo' and I'll stop."
ccccccuuuuuuuulllllllltttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
and---------- u know it!!!!!!
ccccccuuuuuuuulllllllltttttttttt!!!!!!!!!
and---------- u know it!!!!!!
X HEHE
 
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Dave Attell! The man had the greatest job in the world! Travel to different cities to see the night life, get drunk, and crack jokes. Little known fact: One of his episodes he visited a pawn shop run by Rick Harrison. It wasn't long after that the show "Pawn Stars" was created.

 
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Would someone please translate? Thank you so much.
hehe.. eh.. hmm.. not sure if it worx in English.. well its an anecdote from this old weird ass book i found in the trash years back its called- "greetings and curses" and its filled with old biblical shit and early Hebrew or Israeli embarrassingly so bad its good trashy vibes to it- this one says (lol it wouldnt hit the mark) "I WISH YOUR LIFE WILL BE SO SHITTY TO THE POINT YOU WILL WISH YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN" and below the reapers candle it sais "YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED EVIL CANDLE"
-"or there will be no future to the evil man, the lamp of the wicked shall be put out"..
im just piss taking! im obv v secular and find bibley juxtaposition with "modern" baby IsraHell stuff hilarious..
i was taking a shit and browsing threw it and this here @Yomyom just popped into my mind :)
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hehe.. eh.. hmm.. not sure if it worx in English.. well its an anecdote from this old weird ass book i found in the trash years back its called- "greetings and curses" and its filled with old biblical shit and early Hebrew or Israeli embarrassingly so bad its good trashy vibes to it- this one says (lol it wouldnt hit the mark) "I WISH YOUR LIFE WILL BE SO SHITTY TO THE POINT YOU WILL WISH YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN" and below the reapers candle it sais "YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED EVIL CANDLE"
-"or there will be no future to the evil man, the lamp of the wicked shall be put out"..
im just piss taking! im obv v secular and find bibley juxtaposition with "modern" baby IsraHell stuff hilarious..
i was taking a shit and browsing threw it and this here @Yomyom just popped into my mind :)
x
:devil:DIS DA BOOK- :halo:
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